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Following Instructions Jokes

Overweight guy goes to the doctor for some weight control help

Doctor gives him an Rx for 100 diet pills with the following instructions

Every morning, dump the pills all over the floor and bend down to pick them up, one at a time..

City slicker rides a horse

A city slicker goes out to the country wanting to have a horse ride. He has no experience so asks for a well trained horse. He is given a horse with the following instructions: the make the horse walk say "phew", to make it run say "yeah" and to make it stop, say "stop". Sounding easy the man says...

Someone asked me to describe myself in 3 words

Not good at following instructions.

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Revenge

A couple is out on the town.

Its her turn to buy the drinks and she tells the guy he is going to get a drink she heard was really good.

So, she comes back from the bar with a beer for her, and two glasses for him, one with bailey the other with lime-juice.

Accompanying the drink...

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