Text them. Text them again. Show up at their job. Find out if their exes are prettier than you.
Follow your dreams
Except for that one where you're naked at work.
Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever?
"Follow Your Dreams."
-Freddy Kreuger, 2016
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