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Fog Machine Jokes

A Muslim guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines. So I called the cops.

He must belong to an extreme mist organization.

I never understood fog machines.

They mystify me to this day.

i once turned down a job as a fog machine operator

it was a mist opportunity

My band and I had our first significant gig tonight, but afterwards I realized that it would have been way cooler with a fog machine...

It was a huge mist opportunity.

Women always find me interesting and mysterious on the first date.

I knew that the fog machine under the table was a good idea!

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