Man on holiday in Paris goes to a restaurant and orders his dinner. When the soup arrives he finds a fly in the soup. He calls the waiter over, and mustering his best French says: Garcon, voici le mouche ! The waiter looks at the soup for a moment and then replies (in his best En...
Waiter waiter there’s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: “Don’t worry Sir, the spider in your salad will get it.”.
Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
Well, that's the last time we get the tailor to cook the food.
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup."
The waiter replies, "So sorry, sir. I'll take care of that," and puts a spider in the soup.
"Hopefully this won't take long."
Went to dinner last night at a restaurant, and there was a fly in my soup.
I wouldn't have normally minded, but the zipper broke my tooth.
Waiter Jokes.
Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup. Waiter: Gee...look's like it's doin' the backstroke.
Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup. Waiter: Don't worry sir, we don't charge for extra ingredients.
Customer: Waiter, there's a DEMON in my soup. Waiter: Well sir, you said y...
A bird walks into a restaurant, order and gets a bowl of soup.
After a minute, the bird angrily calls the waiter :
\- Waiter! There is no fly in my soup!
A spider sits at a restaurant and calls the waiter
“Excuse me!” There’s a fly in my soup! My compliments to the chef!
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