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Fly Fish Jokes

What is the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream!

I don't understand Fly fishing

Why are you fishing for flies? What do you even bait them with? A starving Ethiopian?

Just been fly fishing

Caught a lovely blue bottle

If I make an app for fly fishing

Is that considered a streaming app?

Why was the movie about fly fishing a box office flop?

Bad casting.

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It's Dale's last day as a postman

25 years he's been delivering the mail to the same neighborhood. When it was time to retire, he let everyone know ahead of time, that way if there was an issue with their mail, they new it would be a new letter carrier. As he made his way along his route, he found little going away gifts from some t...

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Game Warden goes fishing [long]

This fellow got hired by the Conservation Department as a game warden. He just loved all things hunting and fishing, and being new in town, started asking around where the good fishing holes were. Finally he came to this little country bar, and asked the bartender. "Charlie catches more fish than...

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