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What do you call a flex tape malfunction?

A STICKY SITUATION!

What do you get when you cross scissors and Flex Tape?

Something that’s fun to make, disappointing to watch, and dangerous to keep.

My friend told me he uses off-brand flex tape

Weird flex but ok

Me: I was recently diagnosed with Hyphil. My Wife: What’s Hyphil?

Me: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Fl...

How did Jesus walk on water?

He just covered his feet with flex tape

How is phil swift still alive

He wraps his heart with flex tape

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How do you call Phil Swifts pornos?

Flex tapes

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