What do you get when you cross scissors and Flex Tape?
Something that’s fun to make, disappointing to watch, and dangerous to keep.
My friend told me he uses off-brand flex tape
Weird flex but ok
Me: I was recently diagnosed with Hyphil. My Wife: What’s Hyphil?
Me: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Fl...
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Phil Swift doesnt make sex tapes
He makes flex tapes
How did Jesus walk on water?
He just covered his feet with flex tape
Did you hear Phil Swift is getting a divorce?
He said “To show the power of Flex Tape, I’ll saw this marriage in half.”