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Flamingos Jokes

When my wife told me to stop imitating flamingos,

I had to put my foot down

Scientists have discovered why flamingos stand on one leg

Removed cause Reddit doesn't care about their users. (API Changes)

Do you know why flamingos always lift one leg while standing?

Because if they lifted both legs they'd fall over.

What birds make the best accountants?

Flamingos. They're real good at balancing.

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

The pink, plastic birds that are popular lawn ornaments in Florida.....

are they called, "Placebo Flamingos"?

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

FACE DOWN ASS UP. THAT'S THE WAY...

Flamingos hangout sometimes, not really sure why.

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