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How many dead babies does it take to fix a light bulb?

Someone please tell me, I have 23 in my basement and the light is still broken.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many cops does it take to fix a light bulb?

2. One to suffocate the light bulb and the other to shoot the room for being black

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