And Jesus said unto them, "Come forth and you shall receive everlasting life."
We all know how John came fith and won a toaster, but Joseph didn't even come and he got a baby!
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3 5th graders compare penis sizes
There are 3 fith graders; an irish boy, an asian boy and a black boy, and they want to see who has the biggest penis. So the Asian boy goes first, and its just tiny, they wave him aside. So then the Irish boy goes, its an average size. Then the black boy goes, and he is clearly the winner just huge....
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Walter the chicken
Walter and his wife go to bed at night. When Walter wakes up a few hours later, there is an Angel standing in front of him. „What happend?“, he asks a little confused. „I‘m sorry Walter. You died while you were asleep.“, the Angel answers.
Walter is really sad to hear this. He still had so ma...
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