UPJOKE

I was excited to tell people the new fish puns I came up with…

But they all floundered

Why did the penguin make a fish pun?

Just for the halibut.

If you can think of a better fish pun..

let minnow.

You know, if someone makes one more fish pun

I’m gonna krill myself

My girlfriend said she was getting annoyed with all my fish puns

So I told her if she wanted me to stop making them to let minnow.

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