What kind of fish likes to try new food?

Betta tester

What did Albert Fish like to get from McDonalds?

The kids meal.

What kind of math do fish like?

ALGAE-bra

I like my fish like I like my redditors...

Easily baited

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The build up is what makes it

So a priest walks down from the church into the market.

he sees a young boy at a stand, selling fish.

he had never seen fish like these.

so the priest walks over to the boy and asks, "what type of fish are these?"

boy replies "sons of bitches"

priest says" you shou...

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he’ll turn around and teach you to fish like he invented it and you’re an idiot

Bubba and the game warden

Bubba always came back from fishing with a lot of fish. The game warden saw him one day and asked how he caught so many. Bubba invited him to fish the next day and the warden said yes.

Once they get to the fishing spot, Bubba takes out a stick of dynamite, lights it, throws it in the water, a...

Back in the olden times it was hard to find fish in New orleans

But somehow, every day there was a man in the market who always had fish,

So one of the people of the market asked the man how he always got his fish, the man said "I tell you what, you can go fishing with me tomorrow and I'll show you how"

The next day the market person and the man we...

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