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First Snow Jokes

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Expat moving to Canada.

August 12,
We moved into our new house in Canada. I'm so excited. It's so nice. The mountains are beautiful. I cannot wait to see them covered with the snow.

October 14,
Canada. It is the most beautiful country in the world. Leaves turned all colors and shades of yellow and orange. I dr...

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After DC's first snow, Trump sees yellow writing in the rose garden saying "trumpy sucks". Outraged he calls for a full investigation. Within 24 hours, the head of the FBI reports, "We have good news and bad. DNA proves the urine belongs to Mike Pence. U...

1st snowfall

I remember a long time ago when I first experienced my first snowfall. I was so excited, I was tempted to just take off my socks and shoes and go running through the snow. But then, I got cold feet.

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Shut Up

A young bluebird was flying from tree to tree in the brisk autumn air when he heard his parents call. Upon arriving back to the nest they tell the young avian to prepare for the trip south.

The little bluebird stubbornly inquires why, to which papa bluebird replies with details of heavy and c...

I made my first snowman today...

It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet.

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