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First Meeting Jokes

I wore my kilt for my first meeting with my psychiatrist

She told me I was mentally ill just moments after I sat down.

She said ‘I can clearly see your nuts’

The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Anti-proliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.

Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be nor confusing. So their first meeting will actually be their first meeting and they will not have a meeting before the first meeting. This should avoid having people show up for their f...

First meeting

I remember my first meeting with my manager at my old job.

My manager asked,

"How good are you at PowerPoint?"

I said, "I excel at it."

He replied, "was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

I was like, "Word."

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My first meeting at the Premature Ejaculation club

can’t come soon enough

I was late for my first meeting of Fight Club last night and I missed the rules.

Anyway I enjoyed Fight Club, and I really recommend Fight Club.

Just got home from my first meeting with "fight club"

It was super fun, lots of blood. I was a little late though, so I missed the part were they went trough the rules. Eh, probably nothing important anyway.

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I didnt know what to wear to my first meeting of the premature ejaculation society....

...so i came in my pants.

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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.

As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...

Satan: "Why so glum?"

Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"...

A man joins an atheist club at his school and at the first meeting says "Hello, I'm Christian" and the leader of the club kicks him out.

It's difficult being an atheist named Christian.

I've started a society for anti-social people

Our first meeting is on 30th February

Why did a cheetah's company go bankrupt?

Because it can't read, doesn't know what is money or a business, and mauled the HR manager at the first meeting in the first day of work? Seriously, who thought this is a good idea?

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