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First Look Jokes

When I see a girl, I first look at her hair. Then at her eyes, lips, neck...

Damn dial-up!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I'll never forget that moment when I first looked into her eyes....

I felt my knees go weak, butterflies in my stomach and my heart was beating like mad.

That's when I realised I'd spiked the wrong fucking drink.

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