A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'l...
First day of work. Oops . . .
A freshly-graduated college recruit joined a big corporate empire as a trainee. On the very first day of work, he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, “Get me a coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you...
A new bus driver starts his first day of work...
A new bus driver starts his first day of work...
......he kisses his wife goodbye. He’s nervous about the new job and not sure if it’s for him.
He’s assigned his bus, and as he walks up to it, he notices that it has a big promotional for Sesame Street on the side. “Great,” he thinks, ...
The conductor is happy and determined on his first day of work.
He trained very hard for it.
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So, a guy is being shown around an insane asylum on his first day of working there
He looks into a room through a window in the door and sees a man flailing his arms back and forth. So he asks “What are you doing in there”?
The reply back is “I’m a famous baseball player, and when I get out of here I’m going to win the World Series”
Moving on to the next door and lo...
On my first day of work as a zoo keeper I noticed one of my male coworkers had a bulge in his pants. I asked him...
"Is that a small monkey in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
He said "Yeah, it's Macaque"
What did the skeptical marine biologist say before her first day of work?
I think I’m just gonna test the waters...
A young librarian is amazed during his first day of work to see a chicken stride imto the library with a armful of books
The chicken walks up to him and deposits the books on the desk. Apart from a little pod weed on one of the covers, they are all in lending period, in fact, they had only been issued the previous day.
The chicken walks amongst the shelves muttering quietly:
"Book, Book, Book".
Th...
A restaurant server was fired on his first day of work for taking a woman’s salad.
He thought the manager said “Seize her salad!”
A University of Alabama graduate gets a job
He shows up to his first day of work, and the boss hands him a mop and a bucket.
"Hey! I will have you know I'm a graduate of the University of Alabama!"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the boss said, "let me show you how to use those."
An man shows up for his first day of work at a strict anti-racist organization. He notices his asian boss has very dirty glasses ...
"How can you even see with those?"
"You're fired."
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