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First Day Of Class Jokes

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A film professor hangs a gun on the wall for the first day of class.

Anyone who attended the final failed.

On the first day of classes professor asked his students “Do you know what I will be talking about today?”

Surprised by this question, students reply with “no”, so the professor announces that he doesn’t want to speak to students that don’t know what he will be talking about, and immediately walks out of the room.

On the second day of classes he asks the same question again. Embarrassed from the ...

One the first day of class, the professor writes their name on the chalkboard and says "Welcome to Anthropology 101. Every student here is guaranteed to pass because of how little I care about teaching..."

"Seriously folks, I don't give an F."

The Dean at the community college called in her English as a Second Language (ESL) professor after all of his students stormed out of his first class and withdrew from the college.

"What in the world did you do to those students to make them all leave on the first day of class?", she asked him.

"Not much, I just gave them one sentence to read.", he replied.

"What was the sentence?", she wanted to know.

"John thought he was being thorough although all he di...

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[NSFW] Sailor Smitty has retired after a long life at sea, and decides to go to college.

One of the first classes he takes is “Human Sexuality 101.” Why not?

On the first day of class the professor says “We will be discussing a variety of human sexual combinations and experiences. There are a great many… “

Sailor Smitty shouts “104!”

The professor says “That...

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