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One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers.

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers. They traveled to a Hydra base surrounded by four barriers.

When they got to the first barrier, Hulk smashed it.

When they got to the second barrier, Tony Stark fired up his Iron Man suit and blasted a hole through it.

When they got to the t...

What happens to water when it gets all fired up?

It lets off steam.

^^...I'm ^^sorry

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The Biker and the Accountant

A large muscly rough looking biker riding the biggest baddest motorcycle you've ever seen chases a small nerdy accountant on a Moped across a lonely highway. He easily catches him and runs him off the road. In desperation, stumbling and crawling to get away, the accountant grabs a discarded glass ...

A cowboy finds himself captured by a tribe of Native Americansā€¦

(Oldie, but goodie joke here)ā€¦

Anywhooo, the Natives tell the cowboy since he is their enemy they must put him to death. But, as is their custom, they wonā€™t do so until he has spent 3 nights in their camp and each night, they shall grant him a wish.

As the first day, he says ā€œI wish ...

A steam train engineer had a new apprentice... [long]

The older man showed the young lad the coal car, the boiler, and so on.

"What should I call you, lad?" the engineer barked.

"Charles, sir," replied the apprentice timidly.

"I have been working steam trains for thirty years," the older man roared, "and I have \_never\_ addressed ...

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