Finish My Sentence Jokes - 10 Hilarious Finish My Sentence Jokes

I don't usually finish my sentences

But when i do,

At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" The inmate responded, "It’s bec..."

Officer: Yes?

Inmate: I think I have..

Officer: Go on.

Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?

Officer: Sure. Parole denied.

I was sitting in a bathroom stall "doing my business", when suddenly the guy in the neighbour stall...

I was sitting in a bathroom stall "doing my business", when suddenly the guy in the neighbour stall started: **"Hey man, how are you doing?"**.

A little confused I replied: **"Ehm good, I guess."**

To my surprise the guy continued with: **"What ya doin'?"**

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We’ve been married so long that I don’t have to finish my sentences any more...

But I still do, just to annoy her.

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My doctor gave me 6 months, so I shot him.

## The judge gave me 60 years!

 

 

 

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1. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff.

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Your Honor, I'm dyslexic

I couldn't possibly finish my sentence

Google is a woman

I can't speak without it trying to finish my sentence

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A raccoon walks into a bar

“Ciao. One beer please” the raccoon says to the bartender.

“One beer coming up panda...”

“Let me just correct that for you right away, I’m not a panda, I’m actually a raccoon”

“Yes. One beer coming up panda...”

Now the raccoon was furious:

“I’m not a fucking panda...

An inmate in a prison is about to be released for good behaviour.

The prison guard walks into the cell to inform the inmate of the good news.
At first, the inmate speaks to the prison guard and is almost immediately interrupted.
The prison guard interjects, but before he can tell the inmate he is soon to be released for good behaviour, the inmate loudly shou...

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Hitchhiker

So I picked up a hitchhiker today, pulled over and asked where he was headed and it was in the same direction I was going so I told him to hop in. Now this man had a bag and was acting kinda weird so I asked him politely what was in his bag. He turned to me and with a dead stare said “None of your f...

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