Little Timmy was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Timmy, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Timmy, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," sai...
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger licking good.
What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and me trying to stretch out my last roll of cheap toilet paper have in common?
They're both finger licking good.