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Finding money in the street

Two old ladies were talking. One asked the other, "what would you do if you found a million dollars lying in the street?"


The other old lady answered, "I'll tell you the truth - if it belonged to a poor person, I would give it back"

Finding Money

Reaching into a pair of pants and finding a wad of money is a great feeling . . . . until the person wearing the pants starts screaming.

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