Too bad punctuations couldn’t fight each other. Imagine a match between “.” and “:”
I’d pay to see that bloody shit.
My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I hadn't heard before.
My son was playing with his teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures, and was making them fight each other.
Me: "Where are their weapons? Are they just fighting with their bare hands?"
Son: "No, they are fighting with their turtle hands."
Doesn't have a clue why I was laughin...
"A Bone-Tickling Riddle: Why Skeletons Refuse to Battle?
**Why don't skeletons fight each other?**
**They don't have the guts!**
I farted in a room of hipsters
I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
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