Fifty Shades Jokes

It's very saucy

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They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

After all, I'm a dog.

So I showed her a picture of her hair.

It makes them think that Vintage Books will publish anything that gets sent to them.

I got a B+ and the teacher left a note saying, "thank god you didn't actually read the book, though I loved your creativity stating Christian Grey had 49 other clones".

A colorblind synaesthesiac listening to the radio

... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into.

Well, first it tied the record... then it beat it....

[credit goes to the Late Night with Seth Meyers writers]

They have all went together on a fishing/camping trip the past four years together. But this year she wouldn't let him. The guys were very disappointed

Two days later the other guys made it to the campsite and noticed John was sitting by a fire with a cold beer. The tent was already set and s... read more

And then with the remaining Fridays before the next Black Friday, you can have fifty shades of grey.

With his friends, Billy schedules a fishing trip. They decide to spend the weekend at the lake, fishing by the quiet of nature. With all decided, Billy returns home to tell his wife. The wife, however, didn't like the idea and forbid him to go. The next day, the poor man tells his friends "Sorry guy... read more

"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Illustrating Fifty Shades of Grey..."