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For the fifth year in a row, I was voted as the most inarticulate guy by my colleagues at work.

I canโ€™t tell you what that means to me.

This will be the fifth year in a row that my in-laws will come over for Christmas...

I think this time, we should let them in...

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Do you have an email address?

An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.

The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that...

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A ship goes out to sea and crashes.

6 people (1 woman and 5 men) survive and use a safety raft to float to this deserted island. Well, after spending several weeks on the island, they all begin to get really lonely and sexually deprived.

So they come to this agreement.

All of the men will marry the one woman for a we...

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