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If anybody is alone during the festive period please don't hesitate to let me know.

I need to borrow some chairs.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Forgot the tree this year, so I'm putting up a 6 foot, tinsel covered Tampon.

Just for the festive period.

My wife is so moody at Christmas,

I blame the festive period.

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