Female: "Houston, we have a problem. H:" What?" Female:"Never mind" H: What's the problem? Female: "Nothing" H:Please tell us? Female:"You know what the problem is."
The Blonde Astronaut
One day three female astronauts, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, had a few drinks in a bar to celebrate their accomplishments. The brunette said, "We should be proud that we were the first female astronauts to land on the moon." The redhead said, "And we should be proud that we were the first a...
The dancing aliens (LONG)
On the first contact mission to Mars two astronauts where sent up to make contact with the other worldly beings. After 300 long days in the space ship the astronauts finally landed on Mars what they saw deeply surprised them they saw 2 beautiful humanoid figures welcoming them with open arms. The as...
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