When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.
A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music comin...
In the middle of his administration, President Trump went to give a speech to a prison…
Trump’s speech writer had everything ready for him except for the opening line.
“How about ‘My fellow Americans..’” Trump suggested. “I’m sorry Mr. President but many prisoners may be of foreign nationality.” His speech writer warned.
“Okay. Then ‘My fellow citizens…’”
“I’...
I was watching Trump the other day with my dad.
He put his hand on my shoulder and said "Son, once in every generation a man comes to the fore who stands up for his fellow citizens against the foreign lunatics of this world. Get the gun, we're going to America."
US President calls for a meeting with press.
He steps up to the tribune:
\- Friends, fellow citizens, today i have to inform you that i've made the decision to shoot down every member of the Congress, Senate and House of Representatives, and also paint the White House green.
After a long pause single hand rises from auditory: ...
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