Anyways, St. Peter suggests he should go on vacation.
“Where?" rants God, "I created everything! I know what everything is!!"
“Well" replies St. Peter, "Earth is a nice place. You could go there."
“Ohh no! Not Earth!" says God, "I went ...
Ever since my covid vaccine I've been feeling tired and unable to get out of bed
Glad to see there are no side-effects.
I went to my blonde doctor to ask what was wrong with me
I sat in the blonde doctor's office and told her I was feeling tired and short of breath. She took out her stethoscope, placed it against my chest and listened for a moment.
"You have an iron deficiency.", she said
"You can tell that just from listening to my heartbeat?", I asked. <...
I had a nightmare that I was the Michelin man
I woke up feeling tired from that one.
A speaker has been a speech for six hours...
Finally, already feeling tired, he says:
"Excuse me, friends, perhaps I talked too extensively. Sadly I don't have a clock with me."
A voice from the hall replies: "No problem. There's a calendar hanging behind you."
One day I will find you...
...and I will possess you. That day, I will bring you to bed. Then, without your permission, I will get close to you and touch your entire body. You will be feeling tired. You will feel chills down your body and I’ll make you sweat. As long as I stay with you, you will never be able t...
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There's a party in the Olympic Village one night...
... and from across the room, a sprinter sees a diver talking to the most beautiful woman that he has ever laid eyes on. Later in the evening, the sprinter approaches the diver to ask about her.
"I just can't get her out of my head!" the sprinter says. "I have to sleep with her! Who is she?"<...
The fishing trip
A grandfather and grandson are away on a fishing trip. They get up early in the morning and go out in the boat. They manage to catch a few nice sized bass before going in for breakfast.
While eating breakfast the boy turns to his grandfather and says, "Grandpa, these plates are kind of dirty....
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