Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
My mother was feeling cold
so now I'm wearing a sweater.
I was feeling Cold last night
Apparently Cold has now joined the #metoo movement and I am now facing charges.
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons.
The instructor said, "I would radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you are doing."
At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her to tell she was doing great.
At 2,000 feet, the instructor radioed her to tell her again, she was doing great.
As the helicopter got to 3,000 feet, the ...
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The Amazing Motorcycle Ride [nsfw]
Three friends were riding a motorcycle on a particularly cold night. The one sitting in the middle started feeling really cold and couldn't handle it.
So he says to the guy sitting in the back, "Aren't you feeling cold?"
The guy in the back says, "I know a solutions to that. Why don't...
I went to see this acupuncturist, called "The dude".
He told me me Yin and Yang channels were out of balance. He said some of my meridians were open too much, and some were blocked.
I told him: "I've been feeling cold, slow, and passive recently. I think my Yang meridians are closed."
He said, "Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, you...
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