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Feeling Blue Jokes

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How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?

Cyanara.

I have an oxygen addiction

I tried to quit, but after a few minutes I was feeling blue.

Why did Purple hate Red?

Because she left him feeling Blue

A man owned a sentient calculator

He would show it to people all the time, and tell them about the sentient calculator. He'd ask a question, and the calculator would give the answer, and every time it was the correct one. At first, people were excited, and they would demand to know what the trick was. A lot of theories, ranging from...

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Ain't therapy great?

He yawns, but doesn't seem bored,

If you think of his bill, you are poor,

If you're feeling blue,

and want to get screwed,

"The Rapist" -it's there on his door.

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