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Favourite Position Jokes

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My favourite position in bed is at the bottom

Because all i do is fuck up

She asked what my favourite position is?

I said :- CEO

My girlfriends favourite position is 6.9

Personally, I prefer it without the period.

"What's your favourite position?" asked my date.

I said, "It's the spider."


She said, "I don't know it."


"Well," I said, "it's when I stand in a corner of the room and you scream naughty things at me."

What's god's favourite position?

Reverse dog style.

My favourite position in bed......

The side nearest the socket so i can play with my phone while it's charging

What's my favourite position you ask?

Behind someone...

With clear handwriting in the exam hall obviously.

my favourite position is 68

you do me, and i'll owe you one.

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(NSFW) A drunk tries to ride a crazy bull...

Two drunk guys in a bar talk about their sex life. They come to their favourite positions and the drunker one says:
'Do you know the 'crazy bull'-position? It's tough man! '
The other one shrugs.
'Well, you take your wife from behind and while you're at it you lean forward and hold her as...

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