My parents told me that they don't have a favourite child.
It was tough, considering I am the only child.
I sat my daughter down and told her she was my least favourite child...
...she laughed and said
"Of course I am, but I'm your only child!"
I replied
"No, you don't understand, I mean globally"
My wife asked me who my favourite child is.
I know now that Grogu is not an acceptable response.
My mum always told me she didn’t have a favourite child.
Bit sad really. I’m an only child
My wife always accuses me of having a favourite child
It’s not true. I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally!
I was always a favourite child.
Every time we played hide and seek my parents let me win. Two weeks was my record.
I asked my dad who the favourite child was.
"Ask your brother," he replied.
"Where is he?" I asked.
He said, "Buried in the garden."
When I was young, I remember my mom constantly reminding everyone at dinner that she didn’t have a favourite child.
Harsh, given that I’m her only kid.
"This chainsaw has three settings," my neighbour said, revving it. "And this one is the quietest of them all."
"You should try it on max," I replied.
He didn't like that. Max is his favourite child.
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Dear Lord
Dear good Lord, please make me dumb, that I don't go to a concentration camp. Dear good Lord please make me deaf, that I don't tamper with the radio. Dear good Lord please make me blind, that I think everything is fine: If I'm deaf and dumb and blind, I am Adolf’s ...
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