My favorite Knock knock joke

Who's there

I fling mop

I fling mop who?

You dirty little monkey!

My favorite knock knock joke.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?


To Who?

To *Whom.*

My favorite knock knock joke

"knock knock"

Who's there?

"Nine eleven"

Nine eleven who?

"You said you'd never forget"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My favorite knock knock joke when I'm feeling like an asshole.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?


To who?

Actually it's 'to whom'.

Alright let's hear them. Your best and favorite knock knock jokes.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it.
Person: Knock knock
Me: Who's there

My favorite knock knock joke

* knock knock
* -whose there?
* hapch
* -hapch who?
* Bless you!

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