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Favorite Knock Knock Jokes

Let me tell you my favorite knock knock joke!

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My favorite Knock knock joke

Who's there

I fling mop

I fling mop who?

You dirty little monkey!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My favorite knock knock joke when I'm feeling like an asshole.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

Actually it's 'to whom'.

My favorite knock knock joke

"knock knock"

Who's there?

"Nine eleven"

Nine eleven who?

"You said you'd never forget"

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