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What's a foot fetishist's favorite food?

Hot dogs.

What is a nuclear physicists favorite food?

FissionChips

What's the british sea monster's favorite food?

Fish and ships

My least favorite food?

Sausage, specifically from Germany.

They're the wurst.

What is Batman’s least favorite food?

A: Chinese takeout

What’s Icarus’ least favorite food?

hot wings

What is Gru's favorite food?

Filet Minion

What's a chiropractor's favorite food?

Baby crack ribs.

What’s a Redditors favorite food?

Cake

What is a bus’s favorite food?

Children.

(Joke created by my 6 year old)

Why are uncooked noodles a cannibal's favorite food?

Because they love rawmen.

What is an Eastern European’s favorite food?

Coleslav

What is the trigonometry teacher’s favorite food?

COS Law!

My girlfriend hates it when I don't eat her favorite food...

... and she always gets Jellos.

What is a mute person's favorite food?

A shushkebab.

What is the pop musician's favorite food dish?

Spaghetti Al Tottune

What is a dyslexic's favorite food group?

I'm not certain, but they seem to write to "Dear Dairy" quite a bit...

What is a polar bear's favorite food? (Multi-questioned)

ICE-cream!

-What is a black bear's favorite food?

Blackberries!

-What is a grizzly bear's favorite food?

Campers.

What is a dog catcher's favorite food?

Pound cake.

P.S. (I thought of this one on my own so hopefully it's original. My daughter liked it anyway so I guess that's all that matters!)

Whats Jar Jar Bink's favorite food?

Miso Soup

What is an epileptics favorite food?

Seizure Salad

Why is cereal Thanos’s favorite food?

Because it’s part of a balanced breakfast!

What's a mumble rappers favorite food?

Skrrt Steak!

What is Marie Curie’s favorite food?

Fission chips.

What was the prisoner's favorite food?

Lamb shank

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak!


...I'll see myself out now.

What’s a math teacher’s favorite food?

3.14

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What is a chronic masturbator’s favorite food?

Stroganoff

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The Internet’s Least-Favorite Food

What’s the Internet’s least-favorite food?

A shit pie.

What is a stoner’s favorite food?

Hash browns.

What's R Kelly's favorite food?

Chick Peas

What is the favorite food of the cannibal who only ate scientists?

Marie Curry

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food?

A double cheese bourger.

What is a teddy bears favorite food...

Stuffing.

What is a European dragon’s favorite food?

Swiss charred.

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What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

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