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What was Steve Job’s least favorite dessert?

Apple Turnover, he loved a big piece of that pie

What’s Adele’s favorite dessert?

Jello from the other side

What is a car's favorite dessert?

Petroleum Jelly.

What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert?

Pi

What is a jewelers favorite dessert?

Carat Cake

I’ll see myself out, I just had to for my cake day .

What's a turkey's favorite dessert?

Peach gobbler

What’s a russian dictators favorite dessert?

Bread Putin

What's a carpenter's favorite dessert flavor?

Plumb Jamb

What's Darth Vader's favorite dessert?

Only one cannoli

What is a shoe repairman's favorite dessert?

Tearinmyshoe

What are Jehovah Witnesses' favorite dessert?

Hostess Ding Dongs!

What is a heavy metal musician's favorite dessert?

Ice cream!

My grandma made me my favorite dessert, strudel.

Unfortunately I couldn't eat it since it was stollen.

What is Donald Trump's favorite dessert?

Vladimir Pudding ;)

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What's Ajit Pai's Favorite Dessert?

A Shit Pie

What is a white knight's favorite dessert?

Marm'lady

What’s Darth Vader’s favorite dessert?

*coooooo*

*kieeeee*

What is Ben Sharpiro's favorite dessert?

Lib-tarts.

What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert?

SYNONYM ROLLS!

What is the KKK's favorite dessert?

A Klandike bar

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What is a Hawaiian sex act, and coincidentally, my favorite dessert?

Coconut cream pie

What's a divorce attorney's favorite dessert?

Wedding cake

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A trucker is driving down a random stretch of highway

He happens upon a billboard while driving that reads...

Peaches, engineered for your taste!
Only 10 miles!

Mildly intrigued, the driver decides to check out what this means. "Engineered for my tastes, what bullshit!", he says.

Driving for the next couple miles, he final...

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