It was early December, and a posh hotel was hosting a chess convention. The convention had rented out the hotel's entire separable ballroom, and the first day had, thus far, gone smoothly, with all but the quater-, semi-, and ultimate final rounds decided in the tournament. The time came for a break...
What is Kim Jong-un's favorite Christmas decor?
A mistletoe!
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas movie?
It's A Plunderful Life!
What's Donald Trump's favorite Christmas song?
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas ♫
What is Kira from “Death Note”‘s favorite Christmas Carol?
The first no-L
What is Santa’s favorite Christmas Song?
What is Santa’s favorite Christmas Song?
Area Codes by Ludacris
My mom’s favorite Christmas joke: ”Knock knock...”
Who’s there? “Centipede” Centipede who? “Centipede under the Christmas tree!”
What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?
"Coincidence on 34th Street"
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My favorite Christmas joke
A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife.
The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird.
The man agree...
How does a redditor get karma when they don't deserve it?
Piece of ca.....I'm just kidding they ask what's a flat earther's favorite Christmas decoration?
Their s'no globe.
Christmas in the Library
What is the librarians favorite Christmas song?
Silent Night
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