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Favorite Christmas Jokes

Want to know Quasimodo’s favorite Christmas song?

Jingle bells!

My Favorite Christmas Joke

It was early December, and a posh hotel was hosting a chess convention. The convention had rented out the hotel's entire separable ballroom, and the first day had, thus far, gone smoothly, with all but the quater-, semi-, and ultimate final rounds decided in the tournament. The time came for a break...

What is Kim Jong-un's favorite Christmas decor?

A mistletoe!

What's a pirate's favorite Christmas movie?

It's A Plunderful Life!

What's Donald Trump's favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas ♫

What is Kira from “Death Note”‘s favorite Christmas Carol?

The first no-L

What is Santa’s favorite Christmas Song?

What is Santa’s favorite Christmas Song?

Area Codes by Ludacris

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My Favorite Christmas Joke.

Little girl sits on Santa’s lap.

Santa: What would you like for Christmas?

Little Girl: I want a Barbie and a G.I.Joe.

Santa: Little girl don’t you know Barbie comes with Ken?

Little Girl: No Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she cums with G.I.Joe.

My mom’s favorite Christmas joke: ”Knock knock...”

Who’s there?
“Centipede”
Centipede who?
“Centipede under the Christmas tree!”

What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

"Coincidence on 34th Street"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My favorite Christmas joke

A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife.

The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird.

The man agree...

My favorite Christmas joke: Why do Mexicans have tamale making parties on Christmas Eve?

So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning.

How does a redditor get karma when they don't deserve it?

Piece of ca.....I'm just kidding they ask what's a flat earther's favorite Christmas decoration?

Their s'no globe.

Christmas in the Library

What is the librarians favorite Christmas song?

Silent Night

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