All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple.
Waiting for things to get started, they were somewhat shocked to see the bride's father storm up the aisle, jacket off, sleeves rolled up, and obviously very angry.
"The weddin's off," he shouted, "Everybody bugger off!"
Dismayed and muttering, the guests repaired to the parkin...
A poor man is about to marry into a rich family
The father of the bride-to-be asks the poor man: “how will you provide for my daughter?”
The poor man replies: “God will provide”
The father of the bride thinks that the poor man is at least religious and will treat his daughter well.
During the wedding practice the father of th...
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