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Fat Wife Jokes

Get yourself a fat wife with tattoos...

Shade in the summer.

Warmth in the winter.

Moving pictures all year long.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I was feeling horny and needed some relief.



I asked my fat wife for sex and she said "No."



You have no idea what a relief that was.

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