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Fat Thigh Jokes

Did yo hear about the Hillary special at KFC?

Two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99

Went out for a jog today

Thought I heard someone clapping for me. Turns out it was just my fat thighs.

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A local restaurant is having an election special...

You get two small breasts, two fat thighs, and one left wing.

Side-note: don't like Trump either don't obliterate me.

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