He looks at his wife in the bed and says, "This is the fat pig I sleep with everytime you have a headache."
His wife, aghast, replies, "That's not a pig, that's a sheep!"
Farmer, "I wasn't talking to you!"
Jim Bob Trains A Parrot
Jim Bob is walking to work and passes a pet store. There is a new parrot on a perch outside of a pet store.
“Squawk! Hello handsome!” Said the bird to Jim Bob. Jim Bob smiles and goes inside to buy the bird.
“$1000 dollars” said the owner. Jim Bob doesn’t have the money but the ow...
A couple are on a date in a romantic restaurant...
A couple are on a date in a romantic restaurant. As their order arrives, the wife looks around and notices every table has a couple having a romantic candlelight dinner date.
The man on the table to her right says to his date, "pass me the sugar, my sweet Sugar"
The man on the table t...
Helga Adams takes her next door neighbor to court for defamation
She tells the judge "my neighbor Herman Franklin repeatedly calls me a fat pig to my guests when they come over."
"Herman, is this true?
"Yes your honor. I detest that fat pig that lives next door to me. She is a spoiled rotten princess of a fat pig who..."
"Alright, alright. I'...
A teacher asks her student
Teacher: What does a Bee gives us?
Student: Honey
Teacher: What does a cow gives us?
Student: Milk
Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us?
Student: Homework
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
The blissful marriage
Wife stumbles through back door at 6am. Husband sipping his whisky snorts “What time do you call this, you stupid fat pig?”.
“Shut you obese revolting face. Some of us have to work to keep you stocked up with bacon and booze. And before you say anything else, the fleet is in, I made $400.50 s...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
