What do you get when you chop firewood faster than you can stack it?
A backlog.
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Two cowboys are sitting in a bar, and bragging.
After finishing his glass of whisky, the first cowboy says to the second one while pointing at the window: "See this bucket of flower on the other side of the road, I can shoot at all the flowers faster than you can blink".
The other cowboy, denied: "That's impossible! The fastest in the Wes...
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Stolen joke from my teenage son.
Him: I bet you I can go to the bathroom faster than you can tie your shoes.
Me: What? How?!
Him: I shit, you knot.
My rich cousin's hummer-porschaghini (Long)
So I have this cousin who is absolutely loaded and he had this idea he would pay the best mechanic around to build him custom car.
He wanted the body of a Lamborghini, with the engine of a Porsche, and all the amazing features of an original hummer. He decided to call it the Hummer-porschagh...
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