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The waiter says: Sorry, we don't serve particles faster than light.

A superluminal particle walks into a bar.

"We don't allow faster than light neutrinos here" said the bartender.

A neutrino walked into a bar.

The only thing that travels faster than light is...

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Your weekend.

My jokes travel faster than light.

I bet you didn't c that coming.

New York City is the only place where sound travels faster than light.

I always hear the horn before the light turns green.

Teacher asked some students, what's the fastest thing in universe;

First student said, that the light is fastest, because light can reach 290000+ kilometers per second.

Second student argued that thinking is faster than light, because our brain can send thoughts within milliseconds.

Last student simply stated, that diarrhea is faster than speed of tho...

A couple scientists created an AI

That seemed to be able to answer all questions. It cured cancer and even told them how to travel faster than light.one day one of the scientists asked it if there was a god. The ai asked for all of humanities information in order to answer. It was given all books ever written, all historical data an...

An intelligent young lady, Miss Bright

She travelled far faster than light,

Leaving one day in a relative way,

Arriving home the previous night.

Perplex Numbers

I was talking to my physics professor the other day, and some theoretical work he did with tachyons came up. A tachyon travels faster than light, and in order to use some of the math from special relativity, one had to define what he called "perplex numbers"--numbers with negative absolute value. He...

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The fastest thing in the world

Three friends are discussing about the fastest thing in the world:

The first says: I believe that the fastest thing in the world is lightning; When it falls from the sky, it goes down so fast that you do not even see it.
The second says: I think the fastest thing is light, because when you...

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A gambling problem.

So there's an 80 year old man who one day gets a call from the IRS.

IRS: hello sir we've noticed large amounts of money moving into and out of your account and I need you to come down for a meeting tomorrow and explain some things or we may have to perform an audit.

The old man agree...

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