A lot of East Slavic peoples lives must be pretty fast paced....
...I mean, most of them are always Russian
A man is tired of fast paced city life so he decides to move to the country
As he is unpacking his new redneck neighbor walks over to his place.
"Howdy" he shouts, "To celebrate my new neighbor moving out here I thought we should throw a little party, there's gonna be a whole lotta dancing, a whole lotta drinking and a whole lotta screwing"
The city slicker ge...
Job opening in a fast paced company
Do you want a corner office with a view? Do you like being paid to travel in a $400,000 company paid vehicle? Do you like to be in control of your job and steer it in the direction you want? Do you want people to respect you, and get out of your way?
Bob did, so he became a bus drive...
My Irish stepfather was a master story teller. He told the Wembley joke differently than what I've seen online.
Excuse me, is this Wembley? No it's Thursday. So am I let's have one.
He paid particular attention to the beat changes in this story. At the end of each line (the beat) he would change voices. Each line was a different voice/character. He told the story as if it was a fast paced con...
Guys I just had my first date yesterday
So there was this stunning, beautiful girl that walked past me at today, and when she gazed into my eyes, I knew it was love at first sight.
Now, I'm not a particularly handsome guy, but I've been with enough partners to know that it was time to shoot my shot, have a go at it, etc.
Fighter jock and the cargo pilot
A cargo plane is flying along, doing its cargo plane thing, when a fighter jet comes up alongside.
The fighter jock decides to poke some fun at the pilot who's forced to fly such an ungainly vessel.
"My plane's so much more advanced than yours. Watch this" says the jock, as he proceed...
My workplace is like an episode of Gilmore Girls
Fast paced and full of unlikeable characters.