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Fast Food Worker Jokes

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To all the teachers who said I would be nothing but a fast food worker and an alcoholic,

Fuck you that just was a lucky guess.

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A fast food worker gets home early from his night shift. His wife asks him: "Why are you home so early?"  He replies, "I put my fingers in the potato peeler and they chased me away"  The wife asks confused: "And the potato peeler?"
"She also got fired"

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TIL that McDonald's and police use the same training material.

It's a 5 step de-escalation procedure. You know, a kind that some corporate HR would come up. Ones with corny, forced acronyms. But this one actually works pretty well:

1. Believe
2. Listen
3. Apologize
4. Satisfy
5. Thank the customer

So when a customer gets all pissy abou...

An Armless Bellringer

There was once a man with no arms.
He wanted to work as a programmer, but he couldn't program. He wanted to work as a fast food worker, but he couldn't flip burgers. Finally, he settled on being a bellringer.

"Are you sure you can ring this bell? It looks like you have no arms." ...

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