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Fashionably Late Jokes

If you arrive fashionably late in crocs...

you're just late.

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late.

I'll be here all week.

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It was weeks leading up to my prom, I didn’t have a date yet...

So I asked this girl in my class to go with me, and I knew I had to pull out all the stops.

I wanted to buy her flowers and chocolates when I asked her, so I went to the florist but when I got there there was a 15 minute line that I had to wait. I thought ‘Thats fine, it’s prom season’. I wai...

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