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Farmers Daughters Jokes

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Farmers daughters

A farmer and his employee are working on his field.
After a while, it starts to rain.

The farmer says: "Go in my house and get my boots".

The employee runs in the house and sees the farmers twin daughters.

The employee: "Your dad told me to go in and fuck you both".

Da...

All three of a farmers daughters are going on a date tonight. With him being overprotective he decides to meet each boy at the front door with a shotgun.

The first boy says: “Hi my name is eddy and I’m here to eat spaghetti with Betty” The farmer sends them on their way.

The second boy says: “Hi my name is is Tam and I’m here to pan gold with Pam.” The farmer sends them on their way.

The third boy says “Hi my name is chuck and I’m ...

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3 guys are driving across the country

Their car breaks down just down the road from a farm. The guys decide to walk over to the farm to see if there is anyone who can help. A nice middle aged man greets them at the porch, offers them a tow with the tractor and takes a look at the car.

" Now I reckon it will be a while before thi...

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