The Queen comes home from a fancy dinner slightly earlier than normal.

She walks in to Buckingham Palace and goes to find her Butler, Parker. She finds him and says "Parker, take off my jacket." And Parker takes off her jacket for her. "Parker, take off my petticoat." And Parker takes off her petticoat. "Parker, take off my dress." And Parker looks surprised but takes ...

What's the difference between a fancy dinner party and cannibalism?

Swapping an "I" for and "O".

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A man and his wife went to a fancy dinner party at a friend’s estate...

...while there, the husband, feeling the luxurious meal, embarks on a journey to the restroom. After a good bit of time he returns and his wife begins to ask if he is feeling alright.

Interrupting, he enthusiastically describes “the most beautiful, wonderful toilet anybody has ever seen! Made...

A Man Was At A Fancy Dinner Party

A man was at a fancy dinner party and he really needed to pass gas. Because the setting was so fancy he tried holding in the fart, but the need to release it was much too strong. The man looking around saw the host family's dog, Pluto, nearby. The man walked right next to the dog, and let out a litt...

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The Pope is in the back of a limo enroute to a fancy dinner...

and he strikes up a conversation with the driver. They hit it off and are laughing and joking like they're old friends. Eventually the Pope says "Hey, you know what I've always wanted to do is drive a limo, but I only get to ride around in that dinky little Popemobile. Do you think you could help me...

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A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him.

He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine.
On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot.
They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and ...

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Three people are called for an interview...

... Before the day of the interview the employer took the guys out for a fancy dinner to sense the strengths and weaknesses of his future employee.

The day of the interview.

The first guy went in. The employer asked several questions and the guy answered. The employer was impressed wit...

A boy and his girlfriend are going to go to prom together.

Obviously, because it's prom, he needed a tux. There were a lot if people there, so he waited in the tuxedo line, and finally got his tuxedo. But he also wanted the night to be really special, so he wanted to get a limo. Because there were a lot of people going to prom, there were a lit of people ge...

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