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Fanboys Jokes

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All of the Apple fanboys are missing the main feature they can hold over android users

Their nude pictures are automatically synced to 4chan and reddit.

How many Sony and Microsoft fanboys does it take to turn on a lightbulb?

I don't know. They won't go near the Switch.

90% of Rick and Morty fanboys think they're Rick...

... when in reality they're Jerry.

What do Minecraft fanboys have when they wake up?

Bedrock

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

What do you call it when a bunch of dead fanboys and girls convene?

Necro-Comic-Con

AAYYYY

Two Star Wars super-fanboys who hated The Last Jedi die and are at the gates of heaven

St Peter is there and tells them that before entering the afterlife, they may ask God himself one single question that He will answer truthfully for them.

"All the secrets of the Universe, past present and future are all available to you. Ask, and He will answer."

They whisper with ea...

You know, Apple really have given us some of the greatest tools of our generation

They're called Apple fanboys.

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