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Famous Movie Jokes

Go out camping during the lockdown to become a famous movie director.

Tentin Quarantino.

How do you break up with a famous movie director?

You look him in the eyes and say, Joss we done.

I’m really enjoying one of Stephen King’s most famous movies while eating some fast food.

I guess you could say I’m lovin’ IT.

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An upstart comedian speaks to a famous movie producer ...

"So, what's your idea?"

"Well, I want to make the film about how a wealthy New York businessman raised his child to become a selfish, arrogant prick just like himself. The boy's such a fucking asshole that even his neglectful father gets sick of the rat and sends him to a military academy. ...

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Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.

Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing.

One day, one of them became curious enough to ask Stanley why he
exercised all day.

Stanley said,"Look, ...

Three men were stranded on a desert island, and they found a magic lamp.

Three men were stranded on a desert island, and they found a magic lamp. When they rubbed the lamp, a genie appeared and offered them each one wish.
The first man said, "I wish I were rich and famous."

The genie granted his wish, and he was suddenly transported to Hollywood, where he becam...

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