Some famous actors decide to make a movie about classical musicians
They immediately begin to claim roles.
Robert Downey, Jr. says “I’ll be Mozart.”
Nicolas Cage says “I’ll be Beethoven.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger says “I’ll be Bach!”
Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor?
He kept getting type cast.
Two boll weevils grew up in the deep South.
One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.
The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.
The second one became known as the lesser of two weevils.
A joke from work
Four famous actors get together and decide to dress up as famous artists for Halloween.
Leonardo DiCaprio says he'll go as Da Vinci since they have the same first name.
Tom Cruise says he'll go as Van Gogh so they have two painters.
Bill Murray says he'll go as Beethoven since h...
5 people are on a crashing plane but there are only 4 parachutes.
The first one says: "I am a renowned doctor! My patients need me for my medical expertise!" And with that, he takes a parachute and jumps.
The second says: "I am a famous actor! The world needs me for my skills!" And with that, he takes a parachute and jumps.
The third says: "I am the ...
I was at my girlfriend's house...
And we decided to play beer pong. So she set up some glasses, poured the beer, and I was thr first to go. I threw the ball, but just before it went into the glass Samuel L. Jackson, the famous actor, run up and moved the glass out of the way.
TL;DR: missed her glass, played by Samuel L. Jacks...
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Hollywood is creating a movie about all the great classical musicians, their lives, and their work.
To make the best movie possible, the director contacted several famous actors.
The director asked Matt Damon, and he said he'd be Beethoven.
A message to Hugh Jackman had him agreeing to be Chopin.
Johnny Depp said he'd be glad to play Mozart.
Even Tom Cruise said he wo...
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Three boys sitting on a curb...
Three boys sitting on a curb looking across the street at a Porsche, Corvette, and a Mercedes Benz. The first one says, 'When I grow up, I want to be a football star so I can buy me a Porsche just like that one'. The second one replies, 'When I grow up, I want to be a famous actor so I can buy...
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