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Family Photo Jokes

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?

A selfie

I came across an old family photo this morning.

Then I had to wipe it up before anyone got home.

One of my family photo dropped under a women's feet while sitting on a bus. When I asked her politely, I was shocked she slapped me.

I asked her, "Could you lift up your leg? I need to take a picture under your skirt".

Selfies taken by orphans are

Family photos

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

If you think you had an embarrassing childhood, my Father's name was Richard.

Half of my family photos contained Dick picks.

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